Mak aku mau kawen -NOT!

Aritu pergi rumah Hamzah.
Dia buat open house.
Such a nice family, all of them.
I arrived late.
Masyi dah nak balik, sempat jumpa sekejap je.
Hye hye bye bye.
Haih, dah nak kahwin dah Hamzah.

Sebelum tu Bobo call.
Dia tanya ada tak kat Shah Alam tarikh sekian-sekian?
I said yes, why Bo?
He said he's coming.
Nak pass kad jemputan.
Haih, Bobo pun dah nak kahwin.

Then a dear friend of mine since primary school msg-ed me in FB.
Her name is Nana.
She asked about cheaper bags for hantaran- Coach or Marc Jacobs or Nine West etc etc.
LV tak mungkin katanya, belum mampu lagi.
She said kad belum siap.
Dah siap nanti dia personally datang rumah hantar her wedding card.
Haih, tak sangka Nana pun dah nak kahwin.

Situasi lebih kurang sama.
Kawan-kawan dah nak kahwin.
Dan semua kawan-kawan di atas mesti bertanya soalan yang sama every time they call me,
"Qilah bila lagi nak kahwin?"

Rasa macam nak gigit sahaja mereka.
Nasib baik I'm not a vampire, boleh tahan lagi.
Kalau tak memang mereka pun dah jadi vampires.
Pastu dapat anak separuh vampire separuh manusia.
Sounds cool, eh?
Sekian.